Part 1 – Enter Holly, the best sex-ed teacher anyone could have
This time I’m going to write this as it happens so to start with…Hello Gwyneth.Â She’s the sub that’s not a normal teacher, she’s a “cool” teacher which means she’s a teacher in credentials only.Â I don’t know what that first song was or who sings it but yikes!Â Too much for kids…but not for adult viewers.
Part 2 – Sue, Kurt, that other guy and conspiracy about sex appeal. Ooooooooo….
Funny stuff with Sue drinking gin and coffee. The Warblers get busy for a girls school.
Beginning of scene value…how sexy are the Warblers? (is that a value?)
Hey, Kurt gets to sing. It’s been awhile. What’s the point of this song/scene again? Are the Warblers trying to gauge their sex appeal? because I’m pretty sure that anything an all boys choir would sing for an all girls school would create a bubble bath. I’ve been to a club with a bubble bath once. It was down in California in a hick town that boasted the number one party school in America as chosen by Playboy. It was a fun party. The rest of the town was filled with hillbillies, militia and a Klan chapter I believe. And everyone had guns.
End of scene value…Kurt is not sexy
Part 3 (so many commercials make it easy to write in between) – Sex talk between Santana and Britney
Intro value…sexual confusion?
It’s all about who you fall in love with? Hmmmm…is that advice or flimsy, post-modern pablum we’ve become so accustomed to?
Kurt and Blaine practicing sexy faces…pass
Schuester and Holly doing the tango to Prince. Way too high an octave for Will but man, is that guy lucky.
So Schuester wants a piece of Holly but she’s “damaged goods.” A bit predictable but we’ll go with it. Oh, and Burrows just got a penalty shoooooooot…he missed. Damn.
Hamhuis scores! Sweet Sedins make it easy for Hammy to finish the game.
Ok, back to Glee part 4 – Dixie Chicks
I hate it when they have actors pretend to play guitar and they have no idea how to play guitar. It just looks dumb. Especially when all you can hear is a banjo. Who else cries when they hear this song? I don’t.
The celibacy club gets to sing. I didn’t even know this club still existed. They need a second guy and who do they get? Stamos. Oh ya. Now that’s bringing the sexy back. Hilarious that they sing a song about gettin’ some in the afternoon. And cherry pie in the background with whip cream reminds me of American Pie. Are they still making those movies?
Part 5 – Kurt’s dad give him “the talk”
I like Kurt’s dad and he seems to be used as an excellent support character. That was a good talk with his son.
Juxtapose that with the awkward sex talk with Emma and her sexy dentist Stamos. And it comes out that she’s still in love with Will, yikes.
Santana and Brittney have another talk. Again, adding too much dimension to these side characters kind of takes some of the air out of the show. Brittney’s too dumb to figure anything out and Santana’s a good villain so let’s just keep it that way. Which reminds me, what happened to Sue?
That commercial where the guy plays a guitar that sounds like a dolphin is funny. And I kind of want to join the Canadian Armed Forces now so I can fight snow.
Part 6 – Celibacy club
Now to Quinn and Finn but only for a second. What the? what kind of throw-in was that?
And then to Will and Holly who should have gotten way more screen time. Will is pretty smooth and…oh, that’s it. It’s over. It was a little scattered and they didn’t really take much time to really get into anything but I guess that’s perfect for how our society deals with any kind of significant issue. Short, simple explanations fit into 40 minutes of tv. Perfect.